Dear anonymous person henceforth referred to as "you,"
Man you have become a bitch. We have been friends for how long? And yet when I unfriend you you don't even notice! We always talked about how guys were awesome, but we didn't feel like we needed to go scrounging for one, and yet here you are.
Subject one asked your friend out in front of you.
Subject two just up and ditched you.
This latest subject is younger than your gosh danged brother! Now I realize that three years is not a huge age difference, but when one person can drive and the other hasn't even hit puberty yet it's a little awkward.
Okay, time to list the other crap bugging me and be done with it.
You have become an insufferable gossip, swear like a sailor, dress like a tramp, your hair looks retarded, I can't believe you would debase yourself to listening to a type of music you have always hated just to have a pathetic excuse to hangout with certain people, and you pretty much dropped me like a hot potato.
In short, you suck. And I'm not really sorry to have you out of my life.
~Peace out nerdyo
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