Dear Supreme court,

forgive me if I am wrong, but are you not supposed to uphold the Constitution? Where does "universal healthcare" fit into the Constitution? It just seems not quite right. This healthcare you have so thoroughly forced upon us seems rather to go against it. One clause, if I'm correct, actually states that anything not specifically listed in the Constitution belongs solely to the state... well, perhaps I'm wrong.

Lucky for us citizens, we will soon have an opportunity to undo your unfortunate mistake.

Your humble servant,
Silence Doogood II