Chris Hemsworth

This man.... My god this man is the physical embodiment of sexiness in my own humble opinion. He is six feet and three inches of muscular man-ness, an insanely sexy Australian accent, and ice blue eyes. From what I have heard he is not such a horrible guy either.

and it helps that he is an epic actor. He just... Gah... words cannot describe the amazing-ness of this dude.

plus the beard... I am a total sucker for beards. Russel Crowe, Robert Downey jr, Chris Hemsworth, Matt Lewis... Beards are my weakness.

Letter

Dear anonymous person henceforth referred to as "you,"

Man you have become a bitch. We have been friends for how long? And yet when I unfriend you you don't even notice! We always talked about how guys were awesome, but we didn't feel like we needed to go scrounging for one, and yet here you are.

Subject one asked your friend out in front of you.
Subject two just up and ditched you.

This latest subject is younger than your gosh danged brother! Now I realize that three years is not a huge age difference, but when one person can drive and the other hasn't even hit puberty yet it's a little awkward.

Okay, time to list the other crap bugging me and be done with it.
You have become an insufferable gossip, swear like a sailor, dress like a tramp, your hair looks retarded, I can't believe you would debase yourself to listening to a type of music you have always hated just to have a pathetic excuse to hangout with certain people, and you pretty much dropped me like a hot potato.

In short, you suck. And I'm not really sorry to have you out of my life.


~Peace out nerdyo

Woman in black

http://www.imdb.com/rg/em_share/rt_iphone/title/tt1596365

Oh. My. God.

This is without a doubt the scariest movie I have ever seen. Now, to be fair, I am not exactly a horror movie aficionado, but this movie is scary as hell. I don't want to give to much away, but it is your pretty basic ghost/haunted house story.

What makes this movie so scary is what makes it so good. There isn't a hole lot of gore, but jump scenes abound. A favorite tactic of the director is to zoom in on a character's face off to the side of the screen, and have the ghost show up dimly down the hallway. Major freak factor.

I don't recommend this to people who like jump scares, but if you can handle it, it is a movie worth watching.

It is quite a bit different from the original book ( which is also super awesome and super scary) but both of them are worth the sleepless nights.


~Peace out nerdyo

Dreams

We have been talking a lot about the mind and dreams in my philosophy class lately, and I have decided I want to record some of the most memorable drams I've ever had.

The first dream I ever remember having was a very simple one. I was walking down a beautiful little path in the woods with Winnie the Pooh and Piglet. Nothing more than that.

The first nightmare I ever remember having took place up in the mountains. It was cold and snowy, and for some reason I found myself in and abandoned logging facility. Foghorn Leghorn and Wile E. coyote grabbed me, tied me up, and put me on the machine that cuts the logs in half. The last bit of the dream is me getting free and a crazed feral coyote jumping at me. It doesn't sound like much now, but as an eight year old that dream scared the crap out of me.

The weirdest dream I've had involved to many things to describe in detail. Basically, I was married to Caspian at a seaside gladiator arena in Narnia, kicked Edmund Pevensie's butt in swordplay, walked inside and came out of the bathroom of the aquarium. Weird stuff.

My favorite dream involved my dream guy proposing to me with a replica of Nenya while dressed as a Gondorian soldier. In elvish. God yes.

So those are some of the most memorable dreams I've had. Though I have a feeling after last night (I watched woman in black... That's another post) I may have more nightmares to record.

The horror

I just came to the disgusting realization that the sheer amount of shaving necessary is one more of the myriad of reasons I will never wear a bikini. I will admit I don't even wear shorts or tank tops, and I just read an article about Brazillion waxing.... No. Just no no no no no. This is why I don't wear swimsuits period. I'll stick to dude swim trunks and a tshirt.
Modern bikini, slutty


Old school swim suit, sexy

nasty post

I need to complain for a bit, and I feel bad complaining to my mom (she has to listen to everything) so I'm writing it down. If you don't feel like listening to b*tching and moaning, scroll down to the next post.

You were warned


I literally think someone is out to get me. I have the absolute worst luck of anyone ever, and I am never (NEVER) not in pain for one reason or other. I have considered the possibility of having Hypochondria, but every time I go to the doctor something is actually wrong with me. I'm just terminally sick. On top of that, there are precisely two medicines that work on me; Penicillin and NyQuil, and NyQuil only knocks me out. I have total immunity to every single god-damned painkiller, prescription and over the counter. Nothing works. I also realize this really isn't anyone's fault, because I live with an amazing hardworking family, but I'm also really tired of not having money. There is never enough, but my dad makes just enough not to qualify for government help... not that we'd really want it anyway, but that means I'm going to have a hell of a time finding financial aide for college. And it seems like nothing I do actually gets me to lose weight. I eat right, I exercise, fuck you genetics. That's all I have to say.

And now I'm done. Carry on.

A painful realization

I was really hoping when I quit karate there would be a noticeable hole in my life that would make want to go back. But there isn't. I don't feel anything, and it makes me really sad. I wish I felt the need to go back.

Grrrrr