Random writing prompt: an auto-biography

Time for another random writing prompt!

" imagine you are writing an auto-biography, what would the title, and table of contents be?"

Then I realized, God was probably laughing at me.
Table of contents
    1. My kind of town, Chicago is.
    2. Time for a little bro.
    3. Off to Wisconsin, or somewhere thereabouts
    4. Friends,homeschoolers, Wisconsonians, lend me your ear.
    5. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was highschool.
    6. I start getting political, theatrical, historical
    7. Then I realized, God was Probably laughing at me.
    8. What next?


I suppose the name bears some explanation. When I was younger, I used to play pretend all the time. I mean all. the. time. I would be everything from a medieval knight to a teacher/ student at Hogwarts. I was an elf who had fallen in love with Aragorn in Lord of the Rings. I did all kinds of stuff. I even do a lot of fantasizing these days, just coming up with ideas in my head to put myself into stories I like. Every once in a while I wonder if something I'm doing is bad, or blasphemous. I wonder if God might not like what I'm thinking.

Then I realized, God was probably laughing at me.